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Asking Police for Sex (SA Wardega)

– I WAS WONDERING IF YOU WOULD WANNA HAVE SEX WITH ME? – WHAT? – WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH ME? – YOU KIDDING? – NO. – YES, YOU ARE – NO, I'M NOT KIDDING -YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU SAY – YEAH! I SPEAK, I SPEAK A VERY GOOD ENGLISH. – YEA I KNOW BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM. – I DO. BUT… YOU ARE POLICE WHICH MEANS YOU’RE GOOD GUY. – YEA IN SERVICE BUT… – BUT AFTER SERVICE? – AFTER… – …I CAN'T I HAVE WIFE – YOU HAVE WIFE – YES. – WOULD SHE BE OK WITH ALL OF US? – NO SHE WONT – NO? – NO. – WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH ME? – PLEASE REPEAT – WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH ME? – SEX? – SEX. – WITH WHO? – BOOM BOOM – BOOM BOOM WITH WHO? – I DON'T KNOW. – YOU SEX? YES? YOU? – YEA ME – AHA – YEA, YOU WITH ME – YOU AND HER – SEX? – YEAH YOU! – BUT WHERE? – IS THAT YES? – NOOO – NO? – I CAN'T – BUT WHERE DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX? – YES – SEX? – YES – WITH YOU? – YES, WITH ME – WHERE? – WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH ME? – NO – NO? – NO – WHY NOT? – PLEASE – WAIT… A POLICEMAN, OK? – WORK – I LIKE MEN IN THE UNIFORM – OK… THIS POLICEMAN, MAYBE HE WANTS SEX, OK? – HE WANTS? HE WANT, TO? – HE WANT. HE ONLY WANTS – OKEY – OKEY I'LL GO ASK HIM – OK – WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEX WITH ME? – WHY? – FOR FUN – YOU JOKING? – FOR FUN – YOU JOKING? – MUCH FUN. I'M VERY GOOD FOR FREE – I UNDERSTAND NOT ME, NOT ME, SORRY – NOT YOU? – THIS IS MY JOB A WOMAN – WOULD YOU LIKE TO? – YOU WANT? – NO – NO? – NO, NO THANK YOU – BYE GUYS – BYE – BYE – I WAS WONDERING IF YOU WOULD WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME? – WHAT? – CAN YOU REPEAT? – WOULD YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME? – NO – NO? – WHY YOU ARE ASKING FOR THIS? – BECAUSE WHY NOT? YOU ARE VERY HANDSOME. – FU*K… – HI! DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH? – NO – NO? A LITTLE BIT ANY OF YOU? – NO – A LITTLE BIT? – I MOMENT – WELL… … WILL YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME? – MACIEJ, MACIEJ DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH? – WHAT'S UP? – THIS LADY WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU – NO… I ASKED IF HE WOULD HAVE SEX WITH ME. – AHH… SHE WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HER. – NO? – MAYBE SOMEBODY OF MY FRIENDS? – HIM! YES! – WHY ME? ASK HER WHY SHE WANTS ME – WHY HIM? – WHY HIM? HE IS VERY ATTRACTIVE – AND THE SEX IS FREE, RIGHT? – YES, FREE, YES – FREE? – YES – WOW, FREE SEX. – HE HAS A WIFE – OF COURSE IS FREE. HE HAS A WIFE… – HE HAS A WIFE AND CHILD – OOOOOH – SORRY – ANYBODY ELSE? – BUT YOU HAVE SO MANY PEOPLE HERE… – I KNOW. ANYONE? – NOW? – RIGHT NOW – RIGHT NOW? – YEA RIGHT NOW – I WILL ASK MY WIFE ABOUT IT. – NO? – THANK YOU… – OH RIGHT… FINE GUYS… – TOMORROW, TOMORROW – YOU BREAK MY HEART. TOMORROW? – TOMORROW – OK. I'M GONNA HOLD YOU TO THAT. – OH MY GOD… THAT WAS SO TERRIFYING – WOULD YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME? – WHY YOU ASKING? – BECAUSE I LOVE A MAN IN UNIFORM. VERY ATTRACTIVE… POLICEMAN – MAYBE – VERY HOT HOT. – VERY HOT HOT. – YEA – MAYBE? – WHEN? – WHEN? WHEN YOU ARE OFF WORK? – I FINISH TODAY ON MIDNIGHT – YOU FINISH TODAY? – YES MIDNIGHT – MIDNIGHT? – THAT'S PRETTY LATE. IT'S KIND OF LIKE A BOOTY CALL BUT I’M OK WITH IT. – OK, I'M OKAY ASWELL – THAT'S GOOD? – OKAY… – I WILL FIND YOU – OK I WILL BE HERE, I WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU – OK. CAN I HAVE YOUR PHONE NUMBER? – NO… EEE… YES I DO – NO? – SHE IS WITH… WITH CAMERA… – I HAVE TO GRAB IT – BYE… POLICE RADIO: Take the camera away from him!