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QUARANTINE in a Mexican Household

-Thank you, Adam,
for coming on the show. Before you leave, would you mind
possibly doing a song for us? -Yes, yes. You know Dan Bulla, the guy
who goes on tour with me? -Yes, absolutely. -Anyways, he gave me this baby.
So, this is good. This is a song — I'm gonna — I don't — I didn't memorize it,
so I have the words written down here,
and I'll do the best I can. And I love you. Hey, Jimmy, I love you. Keep doing the good stuff
you're doing for us. -Thank you, buddy.
-Good job. And tell your kids I said hi.
They are so cute, man. So sweet. -I'm so happy.
And your daughters, as well. I got to see them
when you hosted. They're so cute.
-Oh, yeah, man. Your impression of me
during that. That was — By the way, Dan Aykroyd
called me a couple days ago. He saw "Uncut Gems,"
and he liked "Uncut Gems," and then he goes, "And I love
that Adam Sandler family reunion on 'SNL' and Jimmy, and
everybody was talking about it. It was great." How about the fact
when Aykroyd calls you, how exciting that is.
-Come on. That's really — I'm shaking every time
I see him come in the room. He's the coolest.
-Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Alright, well,
I'll sing this tune for you. I'm going to put these on so you don't see me peeking
at my notes so much, alright? -Oh, smart. Thanks. -I am very smart, Jimmy. [ Guitar playing ] Is that loud enough?
-Yeah. ♪♪ -♪ Doctors brought us
into this world as babies ♪ ♪ Doctors take good care
of your grandma ♪ ♪ Doctors always give you
an old lollipop ♪ ♪ After hitting your knee
with a hamma ♪ ♪ Nurses slap your arm
till they find a good vein ♪ ♪ They wear Crocs,
and they tell you the truth ♪ ♪ Nurses give you ice packs
and pain medication ♪ ♪ While your doctor
is smoking on the roof ♪ ♪ Doctors and nurses
will save us from this mess ♪ ♪ If we get them
the supplies that they need ♪ ♪ And I hope they save us soon ♪ ♪ 'Cause I'm really, really sick
of my family ♪ ♪♪ ♪ If you're a nerd,
a doctor can give you a note ♪ ♪ So during gym class you
don't have to run the mile ♪ ♪ School nurses give deodorant
to stinky kids ♪ ♪ So they're a little
less stinky for a while ♪ ♪ God bless Italian doctors
in Italy ♪ ♪ And all the Spanish doctors
in Spain ♪ ♪ And God bless Chinese doctors
in China ♪ ♪ And also Chinese doctors
in America ♪ ♪♪ ♪ We got to build
some ventilators
and make more masks ♪ ♪ We got to do it now,
so let's all come together ♪ ♪ I'm teaching math to my kids ♪ ♪ And that can't be good
for America ♪ ♪♪ ♪ Stay home as much as you can,
make sure to wash your hands ♪ ♪ Let's make
this damn thing go away ♪ ♪♪ ♪ We love you,
doctors and nurses ♪ ♪ You're saving lives
every day ♪ ♪ Find a cure for this [bleep] ♪ ♪ 'Cause I really, really
miss hugging my mailman ♪ ♪♪ There you go, Jimmy.
-Yes! -Thank you, brother. Thank you.
-That's what I'm talking about. That was perfection!
I love you, buddy. Stay safe. -Love you.
-Best to the family. Thank you. Thank you so much.
-You too, Jimmy. See you soon, buddy.
Love you all out there.